You probably won't get a rise out of these toys.
There are plenty of exhibitors at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, but these are the weirdest new additions we could find this year.
The sex industry likes to think its on the cutting edge of extracurriculars, but these "new" products just made us giggle. Would you try them?
Just be warned that some people are likely to find the photos below disturbing, and they are definitely not safe for work
There are plenty of exhibitors at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, but these are the weirdest new additions we could find this year.
The sex industry likes to think its on the cutting edge of extracurriculars, but these "new" products just made us giggle. Would you try them?
Just be warned that some people are likely to find the photos below disturbing, and they are definitely not safe for work
Real Dolls
Andy Campbell / Huffington Post
The Real Doll line of sex dolls have been around for a while, but now they're getting a little too
real. For just $8,500, you can own a life-like rendering of famous
porn stars. For a little more, the Real Doll company will render anyone
you like into one of these.
Remember the last time you were in a department store and a mannequin
scared you because you thought it was a real person lurking in the
shadows? Yeah, we were worried that the Jessica Drake Real Doll clone
might attack us.
Andy Campbell / Huffington Post
Brony up!
These days, even the most wholesome products seem to get ridiculously
sexualized. Exhibit A: The new line of sex toys for "bronies," or bros
who fervently enjoy "My Little Pony" products.
Rising porn star Tasha Reign teamed up with sex toy manufacturer
Crystal Delights to help bronies take their cosplay to the next level.
Just put one on -- and you don't need adhesive, if you know what we mean
-- and you'll look like you have your own neon-colored pony tail.
Tasha's Reignbow Pony Plugs come in pink, blue, yellow and purple, and retail at $125.
To be sure, Pony Plugs are aimed for a niche market, but Reign says
it's not as small as you might think. The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo
this week in Las Vegas offers bronies some pony accessories for their
perverse pleasures. The Internet is full of products, too.
"At places like Etsy.com, there are pony ears and noses and the whole to-do," she told HuffPost Weird News.
"I wanted to find my own way to tap into the brony market, and I
think tails are it. Kinky is more normal now, and this is what people
like."
Sexy? We say neigh. Still, "My Little Pony" has a following that fills convention centers, where bronies celebrate their love of Mrs. Cup Cake, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna, and other four-legged friends.
And if you thought Reign was stopping at just plugs, don't get a long
face. What weird brony product would be complete without a live-action
porno to go with it?
Yes, "Tasha's Pony Tales," a full-length porn film, has already been released, so you don't have to fetishize your childhood memories alone.
It follows "a bunch of regular girls" who, wouldn't you know it, are
at a slumber party. A few sips of a magical potion later, and these
regular girls have been transformed into ponies who live in a magic
cloud land.
Sadly, Reign says, the magical pony land has been taken over by
centaurs -- bros -- and the only way to take back their homeland and
reign supreme is to "well, have sex with them."
"I've always been a big fan of horses -- and what a cool fantasy,"
Reign said. "I think cosplay and the adult industry are really coming
together."
Dusty Rhoades, dubbed the "World's Manliest Brony"
and a "My Little Pony" hero, declined to comment. Calls to Hasbro,
Inc., which owns the rights to "My Little Pony," weren't immediately
returned.
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The App That Welcomes Your Creepy Drawings
Andy Campbell / Huffington Post
It's like Draw Something, we think, except it's OK to draw creepy things and send the finished product to your buddies. Adult Draw is available on the app store, but you were already doing this with Draw Something, we're sure. UPDATE: An app representative told us that he's running a fundraiser through the app for several charities. He explains: Adult-Draw is a naughty drawing game for adults and we run fundraise for three charity organizations: American Cancer Society, Magic Johnson Foundation, and Virgin Money Giving ... We want people to have fun and give back to the community.
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